- Quit my job!
- Go on a month long trip around England visiting four literature festivals and blog about them, call it the Literary March.
- Volunteer with refugees in Greece or abroad and teach English.
- Get butt tattoo.
- Have the biggest BJ anniversary party ever where I rebrand the blow job; it’s called a blow gift!
- Shave my head.
- Dye my whole head hot pink. And my armpits. Again.
- Organize a Clitoris themed party to raise money for Daughters of Eve. Save the clitori!
- Create a Lil’ Clitty rap music video. I’m taking this over from Samantha.
- Organize a World Toilet Day celebration on behalf of The Feminist Toilet.
That’s all I got so far… but I’m sure they’ll be more. The parties you are deffoo invited to!
If there is one thing you should know about me it’s that I do everything I say I’m going to do. This bad bitch handed in her notice in fucking style and is starting to tell the world her truth.
27 year-old Sammy has got this.