While golfers muse about their day,
Hope there’s sun for tomorrow’s play,
The students take their tinder date’s
For a drink, and maybe a lay.
It’s definitely a Thistly,
if you want to get frisky,
And a full-bodied Oatmeal stout,
will help you to get it out.
But a G & T with berries
Will make you merry, and maybe
Married. So be wary. It’s St. Andrews,
We had Will, not Harry.