Tinder Time at St Andrews Brewing Co.



While golfers muse about their day,

Hope there’s sun for tomorrow’s play,

The students take their tinder date’s

For a drink, and maybe a lay.


It’s definitely a Thistly,

if you want to get frisky,

And a full-bodied Oatmeal stout,

will help you to get it out.


But a G & T with berries

Will make you merry, and maybe

Married. So be wary. It’s St. Andrews,

We had Will, not Harry.