Penises are Adorable

This is a spoken word in honor of the penis, from now on I’d like to be referred to as Lil’ Penis because…

I appreciate the snake

that make my body quake

and I’m pretty sure that adorable

is an appropriate description of a penis,

especially when they are growers not showers

and look real squish,

man sometimes I wish I had a penis

like a little toy gun that could go off

at any moment

hanging like Woody beneath my jeans,

and I’d wonder what it all means.

Literally looking for a hole to put it in,

sometimes i feel like it’d be better

to be fitted for than fitted in,

sometimes I want to do the helicockter but nothing dangles.

Oh lil’ Penis I’ll consider taking back calling you adorable,

but hell, you’re adorable.