This is a spoken word in honor of the penis, from now on I’d like to be referred to as Lil’ Penis because…
I appreciate the snake
that make my body quake
and I’m pretty sure that adorable
is an appropriate description of a penis,
especially when they are growers not showers
and look real squish,
man sometimes I wish I had a penis
like a little toy gun that could go off
at any moment
hanging like Woody beneath my jeans,
and I’d wonder what it all means.
Literally looking for a hole to put it in,
sometimes i feel like it’d be better
to be fitted for than fitted in,
sometimes I want to do the helicockter but nothing dangles.
Oh lil’ Penis I’ll consider taking back calling you adorable,
but hell, you’re adorable.