I can’t believe this is actually happening. I can’t believe I was an idiot and didn’t register to vote for the EU Elections. I can’t…
Poetry
You Can Suck My Clit
To me, love is accepting someone, it’s wanting the best for them even if you’re not what is best for them, it’s wanting to hear…
He Could Be #6
Oh how sad, as I sat at a conference, thinking this is it, and he’d be there – realizing the crisis of my career, he…
He Could Be #5
He’s starting a startup and I’m his startup girlfriend. . He’s at work til 10pm every night and I’m his startup girlfriend. . He’s worried…
He Could Be #4
but now he is, he is my boyfriend and I am his girlfriend. . It has been two months, yesterday exactly! since we met, and…
He Could Be #3
I must tell you this, but I really really like him such a calm, how crazy this is – he stayed over last night (again)…
He Could Be #2
darling you need to say no how the world whirls in your head round and round like a crown, buzzing with should be could be…
He Could Be #1
could be that somebody it feels sometimes I think but oh my brain, ‘is this how it feels to be held by the one‘ my…
Problems of a Social Butterfly
I have a spare ticket to a concert on Brick Lane, do you want to come? . But I have poetry class in Waterloo &…
Penises are Adorable
This is a spoken word in honor of the penis, from now on I’d like to be referred to as Lil’ Penis because… I appreciate…