Poetry
Spilled Milk Entitlement Disorder
Splaatttttttt the white liquid splashes over tile as the little boy looks down does nothing looks up at his father disappointment tugs at his lips…
This Little Piggy Went Home
This little piggy got promoted This little piggy is doing their PhD This little piggy is going to law school This little piggy is traveling…
I Can’t Believe This is Happening
I can’t believe this is actually happening. I can’t believe I was an idiot and didn’t register to vote for the EU Elections. I can’t…
You Can Suck My Clit
To me, love is accepting someone, it’s wanting the best for them even if you’re not what is best for them, it’s wanting to hear…
He Could Be #6
Oh how sad, as I sat at a conference, thinking this is it, and he’d be there – realizing the crisis of my career, he…
He Could Be #5
He’s starting a startup and I’m his startup girlfriend. . He’s at work til 10pm every night and I’m his startup girlfriend. . He’s worried…
He Could Be #4
but now he is, he is my boyfriend and I am his girlfriend. . It has been two months, yesterday exactly! since we met, and…
He Could Be #3
I must tell you this, but I really really like him such a calm, how crazy this is – he stayed over last night (again)…
He Could Be #2
darling you need to say no how the world whirls in your head round and round like a crown, buzzing with should be could be…